Lilith: "OH MY GOD CHILL THE FUCK OUT."

Lilith: "OH MY GOD CHILL THE FUCK OUT."

These two are idiots.

Stella: "Thank. God.”

Oh, right, I also added Stella Terrano to Dorm 2!! Because. I love her.
Stella is a gay hijabi alien from a neighborhood populated with white human straight Simerican-dream kids, so she really hasn’t had that amazing of a time growing up. Still, going to college in the most alien-centric college campus in the country has done wonders for her self esteem. When she isn’t spending hours reading ahead in her hefty physics textbook, Stella enjoys going out into public and watching mothers hide their children from her.

Oh, right, I also added Stella Terrano to Dorm 2!! Because. I love her.

Stella is a gay hijabi alien from a neighborhood populated with white human straight Simerican-dream kids, so she really hasn’t had that amazing of a time growing up. Still, going to college in the most alien-centric college campus in the country has done wonders for her self esteem. When she isn’t spending hours reading ahead in her hefty physics textbook, Stella enjoys going out into public and watching mothers hide their children from her.

This looks like one of those bad story pictures that shipped with the game.
Juliette: "Vulnerability??? I’m so turned on!!!"

This looks like one of those bad story pictures that shipped with the game.

Juliette: "Vulnerability??? I’m so turned on!!!"

Juliette: "Day 39 of college. Puck has continued to talk to the handsome and overwhelmingly green Mr. Smith in between classes, during their daily studies, et cetera. His claims are that they became ‘friends’ via their ‘roomie status’, but I’m none the wiser. As Capp industries and the Summerdream clan has vowed an oath of peace amongst our power advancements, and as I quite enjoy Puck as a friend, I will refrain from abject harm. Still, if drastic measures must be taken to claim Mr. Smith’s interest, I will continue."
Johnny: "(snarf snerk snork) This food sure is good, and doesn’t have an ectoplasmic aftertaste!!!"
Juliette: "God fucking DO ME."

Juliette: "Day 39 of college. Puck has continued to talk to the handsome and overwhelmingly green Mr. Smith in between classes, during their daily studies, et cetera. His claims are that they became ‘friends’ via their ‘roomie status’, but I’m none the wiser. As Capp industries and the Summerdream clan has vowed an oath of peace amongst our power advancements, and as I quite enjoy Puck as a friend, I will refrain from abject harm. Still, if drastic measures must be taken to claim Mr. Smith’s interest, I will continue."

Johnny: "(snarf snerk snork) This food sure is good, and doesn’t have an ectoplasmic aftertaste!!!"

Juliette: "God fucking DO ME."

miranda or desdemona?
Anonymous

OHHHHH MAN UHHH

UHHHHHHHH

Miranda in the end!! I’m a stickler for teens

Since the one whopping bolt she has between anyone is with Tank, I’ve been sort of sticking them together for activities, hoping maybe getting to know each other will bring them up to a 2 bolt scenario.
It hasn’t worked so far, but at least Tank will wear the headset and scream military gargon at the other COD players for her.

Since the one whopping bolt she has between anyone is with Tank, I’ve been sort of sticking them together for activities, hoping maybe getting to know each other will bring them up to a 2 bolt scenario.

It hasn’t worked so far, but at least Tank will wear the headset and scream military gargon at the other COD players for her.

Tank and Ophelia became pretty quick unlikely friends, due to their motives having about the same schedule and their tendancy to sit together when they eat.
Ophelia: "Haha, Tank, why did we never talk much in high school?"
Tank: "Your boyfriend kept checking me into lockers."
Ophelia: "Oh!! Haha, well yknow, Johnny was a rough kid…"
Tank: "He bought lockers for our dorm just so he can check me into more of them."

Tank and Ophelia became pretty quick unlikely friends, due to their motives having about the same schedule and their tendancy to sit together when they eat.

Ophelia: "Haha, Tank, why did we never talk much in high school?"

Tank: "Your boyfriend kept checking me into lockers."

Ophelia: "Oh!! Haha, well yknow, Johnny was a rough kid…"

Tank: "He bought lockers for our dorm just so he can check me into more of them."

swedishjazz replied to your post: ROMANCE SIM MY FUCKING ASS

lmao @ Tank being her sole bolt

She saw the army garb and just assumed he was at least SOME sort of red hot lover